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Have you camped in a cult.err. theme camp before? : Yes: SoLoCo Village 03; Pyramid Scheme 04; CPC 05

Are you willing to host a homeless stuffed animal should it become necessary? : Of the fabric kind?

What is your favorite childhood memory? : I never had a childhood. That is the problem with being raised in a rightwing, neo-conservative, red neck, Texan, alcoholic, Republican family. I was forced to take my childhood seriously while in boarding school (K- 7). It was prep school and college where I took full advantage of the situation and learned that I could fuck up the world and no one could hold me accountable! Oh shit, that was GW's childhood. My answer is Ice Skating!

Are you willing to bring a box of Little Debbie snacks to share with the class? : I am willing to share Little Debbie, but NOT Little Jackie ?

If you were a breakfast cereal, what cereal would you be and why? : Captain Crunch of course! Can anyone tell me what the good Cap'ns First and Middle names are? Bet you didn't even know the cap'n had a first and middle name??? There is a special Playa-Prize to the first person who answers correctly.

Can you fingerpaint on command? : Big snicker ?. ; ) Why yes, yes I can!