Real Name: Kelly Vance
Playa Name(s) you may be known by: There are just so many...
Gender: Mammogranimal
Location: Scottsdale
Age: 30 (31 by playa-time)
How many years have you been playa-fied? : This will be my second.
Do you have your ticket? : Yuppers.
Have you camped in a cult.err. theme camp before? : I have.
Are you willing to host a homeless stuffed animal should it become necessary? : Yes, as long as it's naked.
What is your favorite childhood memory? : Getting to hug ET in a Pizza Hut.
Are you willing to bring a box of Little Debbie snacks to share with the class? : Absofuckinglutely.
If you were a breakfast cereal, what cereal would you be and why? : I'd have to be Cocoa Krispies because you get the yummy cereal AND the chocolate flavored milk afterwards.
Can you fingerpaint on command? : You have no idea.
